PET SCALE

Pet Scale

YEAR: 2019
ROLE: Mechanistic (Consulting)

PROJECT DATA

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Group: Other

The Challenge

Context: A major player in the pet care space was looking to acquire a smart-home startup. They needed to know if the tech was real or vaporware.

I was deployed to perform Technical Due Diligence. The target was a “Smart Cat Monitor”—essentially an IoT load cell platform. The challenge wasn’t building it; it was breaking it. I had to audit the mechanical architecture, firmware stability, and manufacturing readiness to determine if the valuation matched the reality.

Engineering Approach

I treated the product like a crime scene. I performed a forensic teardown and systems audit.

  • Load Cell Metrology: I analyzed the strain gauge integration. Was it temperature compensated? Was the ADC resolution sufficient to detect a 4lb cat vs. a 5lb cat? (Result: The drift was significant due to poor creeping of the plastic load levers).
  • Firmware Logic: I audited the sleep-wake cycles. The device claimed “1 year battery life,” but my power analysis showed it woke up for false positives (vibrations) too often, cutting real life to 3 months.
  • DFM Audit: I reviewed the injection molding tool stack. The draft angles were marginal, leading to high scrape rates and cosmetic defects that would kill margins at scale.

Impact

I delivered a “Red Flag” report that reshaped the acquisition terms. The startup’s CEO later told me:

“This is more thorough than the VC vetting was…”

Project Artifacts

:::note[Findings]

  • Battery Life: 3 Months (Claimed 12)
  • Sensor: Strain Gauge (Uncompensated)
  • Verdict: Architecture Sound, Implementation Flawed :::